Bhaat!

I got them in a forward, but worth it to put here on blog if it can bring a smile to some faces!

chat transcript of two dudes...i found them incredibly funny...

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B: hello nick(D)
D: hi thakur
B: tu kaisa hai?
D: jinda aachen dada
B: thakur bol thakrani bol. kuchh bo bol main apni haat tujhe nehi dunga
D: abe maanga kab?
B: tere baki baal jhar gaye?
D: baaki?
D: abe sab bache hain.. baaki kya maltab?
B: Matlab? tu bhi Matlab sikh raha hai kaya?
D: abe maine maltab bola.. matlab nahin
D: kya kar ke khud ki de raha hai?
B: mai leta hoon dada
D: (censored opinion)

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B: bye smiley kayse type karte hai?
:)
D: finger se..
B: tu kutta hai bahot bara
D: false
B: abe bol na
D: bola to
ungali se!!
B: :) ye smile hai
D: seru..maloom
B: :(
to ek bye ka hota hai na?
D: ??
yahoo mein??
B: haan
D: yahoo mein ja ke dekh
MUHAHAHAHA
B: >:)
D: :p
B-)
doesn't works
D: itni fight kyon maar raha hai?
B: :-D
D: ghar se chai pee ke nahin aaya tha kya?
B: :-D
D: :(
:(
B: :-))
:-)
D: :-((
:-(
B: =:)
;)
D: =:(
;(
KYA SICKNESS HAI!!

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D: ab to tanha nahin hai na?
B: nehi be tu jo agaya hai
D: kya hua.. wife beech mein wapas chali gayee kya ?;)
abhi bhi mere pe line maar raha hai
B: ap aye bangalore me barsat aya
D: yeah.. and meri lag gayee
B: kiun dude M ne to ditch mar di ab kaya prob hai darling?
D: pehle se hi auto ki fight hai.. upar se barish
saale kamine bhaag ja
B: oye weekend me kaya plan hai?
D: treat dene ki sooch rhaa hai kya? :D
Blonde visit to doctor

A blonde woman went to her doctor complaining of pain.

"Where are you hurting?" asked the doctor.

"You have to help me, I hurt all over", said the woman.

"What do you mean, all over?" asked the doctor, "be a little more
specific."

The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and
yelled, "Ow, that
hurts."
Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, "Ouch! That hurts,
too."
Then she touched her right earlobe, "Ow, even THAT hurts", she cried.
The doctor checked her thoughtfully for a moment and told her his
diagnosis,
"You have a broken finger."

B: good joke. mind blowing be....
D: not that good. i just started checking my joke repository
abe life itni boring hai offie mein :(
B: kaya hua
D: trying not to fall asleep
B: ok tu fir ye puzzle solve kar
D: :O
B: taran ki super man T-shirt right now kiski pas hai?
D: tere paas?
B: good guess.. but keep trying
D: superman ke paas?
B: sahi hai
D: B-)
B: ab batao kiun?
D: kyonki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi?
B: abe subhe subhe confuse kar raha hai tere bachche nange payda honge
D: aur tere helmet ke saath
B: wrong chicken biriyani ke sath
D: :- kaise?
B: ho gaya na confused ! revenge liya...hihihahah
D: oh!!!!! ye baat
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reminds of the kind of bakar we used to do, and still manage to do once in a while!